(all two of you?)

Two orphaned cats:

My name is Skippy…..

…..I am a six year old, black and white ‘Felix cat’. I am a loving, cuddly, homey type, neutered male cat. I love talking to peeps, cuddles, food, snuggles, blankets, cushions, more snuggles and my Mum, who I think is on holiday. She hasn’t been home for three weeks and although I miss her I hope she is enjoying her holiday. Lucky for me MummyLongLegs has been around to give me my loves. Oh bugger, here comes my brother…….

…..Hi there, My name is Kit Kit…you can call me ‘Fuck the bastard bit my fucking hand again’ for short…..

…..I am a six year old, black and white ‘Felix cat’. I am also an evil, rat catching, mouse killing, take it or leave it type, neutered male cat. I love attacking anything that doesn’t obey my orders, especially my Mum, who appears to be on holiday (well she hasn’t attended my every whim for the last three weeks). Luckily enough for MummyLongLegs, I have kindly allowed her to dispose of the dead mice/rats/squirrels I have bought home and have also allowed her to give to me a quick head scratch whilst feeding me. How lucky is she.

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