Frank W. James viewed the Daytona 500 over the weekend.

Tim Blair may may still be watching

• Everyone is sitting around while track repairs continue. It’s global warming, people. Just like when the Copenhagen 250 got called off.

• “You woke me up.” Kyle Busch replies to Fox commentators while relaxing during his Daytona siesta.

• Sign now displayed at Daytona Speedway:


• At this rate, the finish of the 2010 Daytona 500 will overlap with the start of the 2011 Daytona 500...

• Drivers are getting back into their cars. Some of them are now remarried and wearing bifocals...

• Drivers once again out of their cars. Track under repair. Race finish expected sometime mid-March.

• The next delay will be due to the inauguration of President Chelsea Clinton.

• We’re down to a one-lap race. They could’ve done this 199 laps ago.

• Green flag. One lap. Oh, and another smiting. THIS RACE WILL NEVER END.

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