Everything Seemingly Is Spinning Out of Control

• “Second Elephant at Zoo Tests Positive for Herpes Virus”--headline, St. Louis Post-Dispatch, Feb. 19
• “Experts Warn of ‘Terminator’-Style Military-Robot Rebellion”--headline, FoxNews.com, Feb. 20
• “Cops Clock Man Driving 137 MPH in ’93 Honda Civic”--headline, Associated Press, Feb. 19
• “Drunk Santa Fell on Me, Woman Claims”--headline, ChicagoBreakingNews.com, Feb. 19
• “Invasion of Aquatic Aliens”--headline, Standard Journal (Rexburg, Idaho), Feb. 17
• “ ‘Pull My Finger’ iPhone Fart App Dispute Lingers”--headline, Wired.com, Feb. 18
• “French Get a Sober Warning to Give Up Wine for Their Health”--headline, Times (London), Feb. 20

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