Tuesday, 25 November 2008

Rants

Western Digital: What were they thinking?


So I have this Ancient Legacy Box[1] that runs some ancient legacy software.[2]

Within the Ancient Legacy Box is an IDE hard drive that is beginning to develop some bad sectors. It’s time to change it.

Now, read on...

A trip to Fry’s results in the smallest IDE that I could find: A 320 gig Western Digital Caviar, for about 90 bucks.  Of course, the ancient legacy software doesn’t require anywhere near that much space (visualize a ping-pong ball rattling around in a van), but at less than $100, who cares?

Meanwhile, assisting minion has used our ancient legacy backup program to extract 75 floppies-worth of data from the failing drive.

So now we’re ready to install.  On opening the new drive’s package, I find the drive, a CD-ROM containing WD’s Lifeguard Tools installation software, and a manual. TFM says:

Find any IDE Auto Detection or Auto Config option that may be present in your BIOS.

If given a choice, select the (Logical Block Addressing) LBA option and enable it. In some cases, LBA will be an option under IDE Translation Mode. In other systems, Auto Detection is preselected...
Hey, we’re talking Ancient Legacy here.  “Auto Detect?”  Hah!
If you do not have either option, you must use Data Lifeguard Tools to install your new hard drive...
Which means booting from the Lifeguard Tools disc.

Now remember, this is an Ancient Legacy Box.  So ancient that its boot drive is a 5¼" floppy.  CD-ROM?  “What is this CD-ROM of which you speak?”

Fortunately, the Lifeguard Tools CD includes a routine to load the necessary software onto a bootable floppy.  Which requires a computer with a CD drive.  Fortunately there’s one across the room.  Its floppy drive, however, is 3½".

Well, the Ancient Legacy Box also has a 3½" floppy drive.  It’s not the boot drive, but a minute or so rearranging cables and reconfiguring the BIOS fixes that.

So, hook up the new drive, set the BIOS to work with Lifeguard Tools, and power things up.  Hmmm, they’re using DR-DOS.  Nice “Western Digital” splash screen.  Whoops, error messages blink by, immediately replaced by “remove floppy and reboot.”  This can’t be right.  Try again, this time “Control-C”-ing when the error appears.  “Not enough memory pages”? WTF?

Well, in short, what WD’s installation program is trying to do is create a ramdisc, load all of the program files onto it, and then configure the system from there.  What it’s actually doing is, first, eating up all the memory by duplicating files that are already on the floppy, then complaining that there isn’t enough memory left free to run the program!

Well, this is an Ancient Legacy System.  One from the days when a couple of megabytes of memory was “a lot.”  But one would think that the WD folks would understand that when someone has to use a floppy as a boot disc it’s unlikely that the machine involved will have tons of extra memory to spare for stuff like ramdiscs.  Meaning it might be a good idea to, y’know, lose the fancy graphics and splash screens, and instead make sure the setup program is small enough to run off the floppy.  But no!

Which means that, for the moment, I’m stuck with what I can do using FDISK and FORMAT.  Which means that my brand-new 320 gigabyte drive is reporting in at 500-some megabytes.  But at least it runs.  (Which will get me through the end of the month.)

(Later) Elsewhere, sort of related:  Idiots!
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[1] would you believe a 386SX?

[2] would you believe compiled Clipper? (Yes, it’s a business app.)

Posted by: Old Grouch in Rants at 16:42:29 GMT | Comments (2) | Add Comment
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1 I solved that problem several (15!) years ago.  I have a dual 51/4" & 3 1/2" drive that fits in a half-height slot. Shows up as A: and B:

Also, I never throw away a HD when I upgrade.  I have several from 800MB to 10GB on hand as spares. I've a couple of 386s running an old linux (Red Hat 7) and doing quite well.

Posted by: Crucis at 11/25/08 19:49:32 (+U3Dh)

2 My problem is that I tend to run stuff until the wheels fall off, which means there aren’t a lot of spares lying around:  This particular machine is now on its third hard drive, as well as its second power supply and its second b: drive, and its third keyboard.  (The other Legacy Box is up to  hard drive #2, b: drive #3, mother board #2, and will have CD-ROM #2 whenever I get motivated to change it.)

Never seen a dual-floppy drive like you describe.  I assume it’s now a collectors’ item!

Posted by: Old Grouch at 11/25/08 22:18:45 (8HHla)

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